Comedy

Comedy jokes

Tuna

    • What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

    You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

    But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

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    • Watermelon

    • What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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    • Gravity

    • You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

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    • Tuna

    • Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

    Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

    Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

    Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

    Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

    Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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    • Nun

    • At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

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    • Woman

    • A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

    Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."