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Comedy Jokes
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
