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Hairline

    • Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

    Dad

    • So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

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    Bruise

    • One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

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    • Direction

    • My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

    I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

    Cow

    • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

    Woman

    • There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

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    • Bathroom

    • What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

    Priest

    • What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

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    • Life

    • I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

    Stork

    • A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

    Dad said, "It is, Son."

    Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

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    • Swallow

    • One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

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