Come jokes
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
"I’m coming for you two!"
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!