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Doctor

    • Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

    Cat

    • I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

    Absence

    • Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

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    Woman

    • A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

    Love

    • A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

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    Period

    • Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

    Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

    Period: I can come back in 9 months?

    Me: Keep fucking singing.

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    Water

    • A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

    And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

    911

    • Every 911 joke isn't that good.

    Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

    Dad

    • Your dad left you because he went for milk.

    *1,000,000 years later*

    Her: Dad come back!

    Him: FBI open up!

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    Pic

    • If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

    But freshfry, how are you!

    Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

    Waiter

    • The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

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