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How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.