Come jokes

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Why do orphans come to me?

'Cause they have someone to call "father."

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Mike, ID is coming tonight.

Bored come talk v rah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.