What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
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when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Why do orphans like boomeranges? Because they actually come back.
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My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
Roses are red your mother has said come back again and you'll be dead
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
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How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
a teacher says what comes befor 47 quite kid ak
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A lady comes into the boys bathroom and a boy sees her. This is not a girls bathroom he says She answers I don’t care she says I NEED TO PEE!
why do orphans love school cause people actually come back
