Come jokes

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"