Come jokes

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.