Come Jokes

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(

Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.

A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.

What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!

so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad

What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no don't please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."

maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk

deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*

This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.