Come Jokes

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

What goes up but doesn't come down?

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀