Come jokes
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Memes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.