Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you
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How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
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Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
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I am like cookie monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
kid* i want to be like batman *genie* i can make arangments the kid comes homeboth of his parents are dead *genie* i told you *kid* .............................................
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
