Come jokes
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Memes
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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