Come jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Memes
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!