Come jokes
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Memes
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ππ π‘π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ¦
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Boys: βHey, can Billy come out and play baseball?β
Mom: βThat would be fine, but he hasnβt come out of his room since Friday.β
Boys: βHave you checked the closet?β
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!