Come jokes
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ππ π‘π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ¦
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Boys: βHey, can Billy come out and play baseball?β
Mom: βThat would be fine, but he hasnβt come out of his room since Friday.β
Boys: βHave you checked the closet?β
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.