Come jokes
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Memes
Dident come in a package
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!