When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
What goes up but doesn't come down
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kit come hang with us
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
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why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
