EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Boyfriend Interview
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained goof! This 'joke' is about a person who just got dumped and is already trying to find a replacement, like they're shopping for a new pair of shoes! It's funny because it shows how shallow and quick some people are to move on. It also makes a joke about someone's desirability being a job interview. I bet you think job interviews are about getting to know the 'inner you'.
JJ
Hey...Wanna interveiw me plsss? I'm 5'3...
Lira
UGH- GROSS no way. I'm to pretty fo yo' ugly shortness.' Get the hell away from me.
JJ
:(((((
Rick
Hey Bae...You wanna try me? I'm 5'7...
Lira
Oooo, yeah...
Rick
Okay...You start..
Lira
Ok. I got huge boobs, I got two inplants ;) my B is huge, and I'm just sexy...
Rick
Ooo, I like that...I got BPAB...if u know lol. And I'm hot too
Lira
Yea....Wanna...u know...Date now?
rick
Ya, I know dis was quick lol, peps mi think we fake...we ain't tho..right
Lira
Naw, I'm real. And the hottest girl u be seein' ever.
Rick
You know, my friend should be getting on another thing. Wanna join us?
Lira
Sur.
Vegan Joe
I have real big tits and I'm probably half your musty crusty age.