Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Boomerang Dad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. See, the orphan throws a boomerang, right? Boomerang comes back with his dad, but DAD LEAVES AGAIN to get milk. It's funny 'cause orphans usually don't have dads, and this one's dad dipped out twice! You probably wouldn't get it, judging by your affinity for this kind of stuff.
kid toutcher
what does a orphan ask Santa for. milk since hid dad has not got it yet
kid toutcher
i ment his