Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about making fun of someone, probably that Eibar-Man dude. He is so bad that he needs help from Xaviesta to score an easy goal (tapin). Plus he can't even score a penalty. Basically, he is just a ghost of a player.