Color jokes
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
What’s brown?
Idk.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.