Color jokes
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Yellow is the best.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.