What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
Whats yellow and can't swim A dead goldfish
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
What's yellow and can't swim
A bus full of kids
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
