Yellow Jokes

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”

“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”

Anonymous

I just found out I’m colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

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Rotomoru

The Wife said “Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?”

The Husband replied “They remind me of stars Darling!” “Yellow and Far apart”

Anonymous
in Orphan

what is yellow and cant swim?

A bus full of kids.

Anonymous

Whats yellow and can’t swim A dead goldfish

Anonymous

Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.

JOSIE NOSIE
in Skinny

UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is yellow and can’t swim

A school bus full of children

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s black and yellow and cant swim?

  • A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Anonymous
in Yo mama

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Anonymous

What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children

xuylo
in Difference

What’s the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can’t run over a yellow line

Try not to laugh
in Dark Humor

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children.😂😂😂

Neon Lights
in Darkness

Spongebob is yellow, and he can’t drive.

Must be Asian.

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Anonymous
in Orphan

What is long, yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of orphans

average bunger enjoyer

bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or …

Yuh

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

  • A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
  • he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
  • “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
  • only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…
  • lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
ligma
in Roast

Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future

Credit x/@jesopa

aoife kelly
in Legs

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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