Yellow jokes
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!