There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Weenie Jokes
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Weenis long.