Weenie jokes

Weenis long.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!