Color jokes

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What's green and sticky?

... A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."