Color jokes
Wears pink.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
i like paint
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.