Color

Color Jokes

Grandma

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Paint

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Emo girl

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Kamala Harris

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Eye

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Mankind

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Crayon

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁