Color jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Memes
Just thought I would repost.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!