Color jokes

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

What's green and sticky?

... A stick.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A Milano’s cherry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......