Color jokes
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.