Color jokes
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wears pink.
i like paint
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.