Color jokes
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Memes
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.