Color jokes
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
i like paint
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.