This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
