Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Color Jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wears pink.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!