Color jokes

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Wears pink.