What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What is red and puts out fire?
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
