Color jokes
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wears pink.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.