Color jokes

What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Wears pink.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.