Color jokes

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Wears pink.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?