Color jokes
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.