Color jokes

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

What is at the end of a rainbow?

The w.

What is green?

Grass, you tard!

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is green and blue?

Grass and the sky.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A Milano’s cherry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.