Color jokes
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Memes
Just thought I would repost.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wears pink.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.