Color jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.