Color jokes

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger.

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!

What is at the end of a rainbow?

The w.

What is green?

Grass, you tard!

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.