Color jokes
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.