Color jokes
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesnβt feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. π
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Colorblind
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.