Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
