Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Uranus is blue.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
