Color jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What's big and black?
My balls.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!