Color jokes
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.