Color jokes
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Memes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓