Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
