Color jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's big and black?
My balls.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!