Color jokes
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.