My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
