Color jokes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.