Color jokes
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Memes
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.