Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
