Color

Color jokes

Zebra

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

Bus

I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.

The bus was white.

Moon

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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    Man

    A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

    The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

    The man then got plastic prosthetics.

    Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

    After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

    End

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Look at me again,

    It will be the end of you.

    Nun

    What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

    A nun with a spear through her head!

    Shit

    What's red, green, and smells like shit?

    ... Red and green shit.

    Ditch

    What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?

    You after you disrespect me.

    Friend

    Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

    Eye

    What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!