Color jokes
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Yellow is the best.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?