Color jokes

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.

Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

What is an orange cucumber?

A carrot, duh!