Color jokes
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.