Color jokes
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Memes
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.