What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Frog Blender
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! So, you got a frog, right? Green. Then you blend it. Turns red from all the splattered blood and spins super fast in the blender! Get it? You probably don't. You're kinda slow, like dial-up internet.