Color jokes
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?