Color jokes
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What’s brown?
Idk.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.