Color jokes
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Purple.
Memes
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.