Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
