Color jokes
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Purple.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.