Color jokes
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.