Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work? Because they r white
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
my shirt is only red when i think about sex
