Color jokes
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Purple.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.