Color jokes
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Memes
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.