Color jokes

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner?

Same baby, one week later.

What goes white, black, white, black, red?

A zebra falling down the stairs.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.