Color jokes

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner?

Same baby, one week later.

What goes white, black, white, black, red?

A zebra falling down the stairs.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.