You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Purple.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
