Color jokes
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.