Color jokes
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"