Color jokes
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.