What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
