Color jokes
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."