Color jokes

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

What’s big, red, and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

(classic)

What is green and looks like a school bus?

A school bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Big black ball sacks.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.