Color jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Big black ball sacks.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
"Orange you glad I made it?"