Color jokes
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's sticky and brown? A stick!