Color jokes
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.