Color jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.