Color jokes
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What’s brown?
Idk.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"