Color jokes

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."