How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
