Color jokes
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Memes
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.