Color

Color Jokes

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Woman

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Election

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Memes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Girl

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

Kid

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Grape

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."

Duck

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

Penguin

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!