What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Purple.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
