Color jokes
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!