Color jokes
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Memes
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.