How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
