Color jokes
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.