What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
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you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American? Cause Americans are really good at separating colors.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat. With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see. Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires. They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air. Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas. In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star. Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
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