Color jokes
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
When you’re picky about the colours.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.