Color jokes
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why is he ourple?
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.