Color jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why is he ourple?
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!