Color jokes
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is red and puts out fire?
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.