Color jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!