Color

Color jokes

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!