How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Color Jokes
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is red and puts out fire?
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
