What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What color is your bugati
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Big black ball sacks
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies? the color black
