Color jokes

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.