Color jokes

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.