Color jokes
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!