Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
