A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
