Color jokes
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What’s brown?
Idk.