Color jokes
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What’s brown?
Idk.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.