Color jokes
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!