Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Color Jokes
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
