Color jokes
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.