Color jokes
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.