Color jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!