Color jokes
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!