Color jokes
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What’s brown?
Idk.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!