Color jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.