What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What’s brown?
Idk.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
