Color

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Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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  • Why is the sun red today?

    The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

    What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

    I don't know, what?

    They are both purple except for the elephant.

    "Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

    What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

    A baby with flat armbands!

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  • What's red and in a corner?

    A baby with a razor blade.

    What's green and in a corner?

    The same baby three weeks later.

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