alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
