What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
