The 30+ Best Chill Jokes

My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.

My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."

JACK AND JILL 2.0

After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

Jack was screaming till his voice went nil

And Jill screamed "Chill!"

what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine

what do you call a chill transgender

Fictional

Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL

sorry not sorry -sans

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, CHILL!”

I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS

What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?

Chill MC

why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One orphan said daddy chill I was like you don't have a dad

When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....

Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)