What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
daday chill pis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh