What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
