Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home đ
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'? -Wassaaaa....B
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The âcold and passed outâ kind.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl
Snow ball's
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
amogus
what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
