Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
