Cold jokes
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.