whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
What do a bee from America called?.........a USB
it's so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
Do you want to hear a cold joke ? Can't It warmed
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
when is a cold not a cold?
Texas be like its cold over here over here
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
