Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Cold Jokes
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
When is a cold not a cold?
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
