Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home đźŹ
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl
Snow ball's
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
