what is cold and alone a orphins parent
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
it's so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
