Cold jokes
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Memes
Nugget does not like the cold nuggets
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."