Cold jokes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Memes
Nugget does not like the cold nuggets
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
When is a cold not a cold?
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!