What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Do you want to hear a cold joke ? Can't It warmed
When is a cold not a cold?
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
