Cold jokes
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
When is a cold not a cold?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.