Children jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Memes
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.