Children jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Memes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.