jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
I put the D in Children.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan (one), you've seen Ahmal (them all)."
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans
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What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
