Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.
whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
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Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
how do paedophiles greet people?
"how are you kid?"
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans what did they ever do to you
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both
Why can’t orphan have horse
Because they run away like there mum did
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
