Children jokes
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!