Children jokes
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.