Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Children Jokes
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
