Children jokes

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?

Shut up and cut the coke.

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)