Children jokes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.