Children jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!