Children jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."