A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
I blend children to make a good living.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar because they don’t have mothers or Father’s Day 😂🤣
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
