Children Jokes

How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children

There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him

So if you say a bear shoots children and leah likes Mason Boswells and I go to Benjamin adlard year 6

What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!

how do homeless people punish their children? what are there children going to do go to their room.

personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children

whats red, takes my belt and wat i got from a wierd children house. an orphan

A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.

My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.

who make hard candy for the kids

solve

wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?

10 YEAR OLDS

This isn't a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died

2) Where did all the orphans go!

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.

A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!