Children jokes
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.