Children jokes
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
I put the D in Children.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!