Children jokes
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Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Funny Test Answers #4
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.