Children jokes
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Memes
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!