Children jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.