Children jokes
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Memes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.