Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play base ball, cuz they can't find home
i ate all of your mommys orphans
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
STOP STOP THE ORPHAN JOKERS
What game is for kids? Uno
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
