Children jokes
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Memes
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.