Children jokes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021