Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
Why cant orphans be criminals ?
They arent wanted...
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
why can't orphans be gay because they have nobody to called adey
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
