Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.