Children jokes
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"