Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Children Jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
