Children jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Memes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!