Children jokes
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.