Children jokes
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.