Children jokes

Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.