Children jokes
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!