Drowning in Tears

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who, sadly, don't have parents. The joke implies that they are so sad, they cry all the time, so much that they end up drowning in their own tears. It's dark, but hey, you gotta laugh to keep from crying, right? And you, my friend, should probably invest in some waterproof mascara, just in case you ever encounter such a devastating situation.