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Helen Keller and Orphans

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Alright listen up, smarty pants! This joke is saying that just like Helen Keller couldn't see or hear, orphans also can't see or hear their parents... because they're orphans, ya dingus! It's funny because it's a dark twist on a sad situation. You probably have never seen your parents, either.

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also my parents where yelling at me cause they think teachers can see when I log into my chroemobok

so me waking up and sitting on my Chromebook all day doing nothing waiting for smthin to show up in Google classroom is their way of "helping me stay in public schools"

They can't I think Its a group of people unless they have goguriden

nd my first two classes don't even have fucking anything on chrombook

my 3rd hour has one questionn in the start

And I have to do like eight pages in science

I'm getting a presidential award and I'm getting all A's honor roll

I wish death upon my dads gf everyday

Yo I got a pickup line

Bend over touch your toes show you were the monster goes

Just going to ignore pick up line

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have been throwing up blood

and I have cuts all over my stomach

cause I do stupid things when I hurt

You need to go to the hospital

no the only reason I throw up blood is cause ist getting things out of my body

meaning the hospital cant do anything more but tell me to eat healty

and if they find out send me to a mental hospital

You will be put on meds and get a therapist

Something's already going to happen and you only stay there for like 1 to 2 weeks

And most the time you get to skip school and don't have to do anything for school

Just before you do anything text my group or just call me

there is no way in hell I'm going

Do you want to know a secret πŸ˜‰

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Yo what can we do cause I really care for you and you need help

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Ok if your not going to then then we're going to start with this. If you want to hurt yourself or anything text me. We're going to talk to the situation

its always after things are blocked

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I'ma try to go to my mom's tdy

I'm going over there today anyways so

I have a group of friends right over on community

I love them so so so so much

"You guys have helped me when I needed it most, now that I need it more then ever the last thing I want to do is leave when I'm not okay. I'd rather stay and wait for things to get better."

and I'm going to live by that.

Through all the ups and downs all the bright and happy days and dark and sad days I will always be by your side my love ❀️

good cause if you would tbe id kill ya

I promise to love you more more every day my love to you will always find it way to you

that was spoused to be cheesy

I promise to love you for who you are I will love all your imperfections

you better or I'll kill yuo

I promise to love you thought the joy and pain whatever happens it will remain

In all that you do my heart and love will always belongs to you

I MADE THIS POST A BT HER SAYING

"I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost."

SHES NOT ACGUTALLY MY WIFRE SHES JS MY BSF

I cant believe I wanted to die

I was so hung up on one person

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I know that was kind of crazy

revolved around more the one persin

I have every reason to live

Can you do something for me?

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Say one goodthing when ever your sad

I js finished making my tagline

You change profile pic

I'ma go straighten my hair

I'm going to my moms today so yay

if GroupMe dosent work later I'll try to get Gwen to tell yu

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