Children jokes
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.