Children jokes
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Not even a meme it’s just the new Caillou
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.