Children jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Memes
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.