Children jokes
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.