Children jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].