Children Jokes

Whats the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.

DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage

SON:why

DAD:your going to need them

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys

My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

He is looking for children if you don't know who edp445 is look him up

be careful around edp445

Why do orphans support slavery

They final have an owner

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.

What do u call a group of depressed kids

Suicide squad

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”