Children jokes
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.