Children jokes
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.