Children Jokes

When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster

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I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family

Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them

me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool

NEXT DAY

me: brings in 8 other kids

police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school

Why Do Orphans Bully People

Because They Cant Get Suspended

Contact Parent _______

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.

Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."